Nothing is truer than " if you stand still you are ,effectively, going backwards," cos most of the world around you is moving forwards.
Tim Storey
You know the difference between an onion and a banjo don't you? When you chop up an onion it makes you cry.
John Westwood
Of course that was typed in Jest.... Actually ..First we fire a warning shot at banjo players.. right between their eyes .
John Westwood
We welcome banjo players....... before we hang em out to dry ...... then burn their banjos. If we have difficulty getting the fire going we use ukeleles as tinder