Blame it on..... Bigfoot
(Verse One)
Walked out the door
Just in time to see
An eight foot Sasquatch
Steal my SUV
My jaw was hangin' open
Tongue 'bout hit the floor
Next thing ya' know
There were two more
(Chorus)
Some say they're gorillas
I don't think that's true
Cuz one's behind the wheel
Chasing the other two
Wonder if I should call the cops
Or join in on the fun
Probably get thrown in jail
Blame me, say I'm the one
(Verse Two)
Started runnin'
I just had to see
If I could catch a glimpse
To set my mind free
Troubling thoughts and visions
Had me thinkin' twice
Wonder if I catch them
Will this end nice
(Chorus)
Some say they're gorillas
I don't think that's true
Cuz one's behind the wheel
Chasing the other two
Wonder if I should call the cops
Or join in on the fun
Probably get thrown in jail
Blame me, say I'm the one
Overheard one of the guys in the bigfoot suit
But before I can hear anymore
There's some folks in white
Got my arms wrapped tight
And dragged me out the door
(Chorus)
I don't think that's true
Cuz one's behind the wheel
Chasing the other two
Wonder if I should call the cops
Or join in on the fun
Probably get thrown in jail