Another one that's been gathering dust. Kind of just a silly song. May need a bit of explanation. Everyone has probably heard the phrase, "Screw you and the horse you rode in on" only with a less desirable obscenity at the beginning. So I made a lyric about it and to make it slightly more family friendly I replaced the first two words with BANG BANG. The Bang Bang isn't meant to be sung (although I guess it could be) it's meant to be a unique sounding percussion instrument like a cowbell maybe. (I have a fever and the only cure is more cowbell!)
And the Horse You Rode In On
Try to pay my bills but you took my raise,
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Now you got me workin’ seven days
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Crashed down at Roswell then you took my ship
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Couldn’t do no probin’ it was a wasted trip
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
You dinged up my door in the parking lot
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Now my fresh paint-job ain’t all that hot
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
(Slow Bridge)
You looked at me with your lyin’ eyes
You took the mask off of your disguise
You said you loved me but it wasn’t true
All I have to say
(Normal speed)
Is Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
You kicked my dog and you took my wife
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
I’ve known that dog most of my life
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
Bang-bang and the horse you rode in on
(Slow)
I have a confession to make of course
I really have nothing against your horse
So bang-bang