Welcome Rampers to The Tenth Episode of the songramp songbook Two Ordinary Slobs, Music Rd Dunn, words and recital rittmo, end effects by Annie and her famed nickel harpa
TOS EPISODE 10
Rob and Anna were standing in line waiting for their
morning coffee, when over the two way, a domestic
disturbance at 41-56 Maple off main st. Rob looked at Anna,
before coffee, geez, what did you say about that vacation?
Soon Rob soon, grumbled Anna, as they left for the scene,
without their fair share of caffeine. When they arrived, a man
on the front porch was ranting and cursing,
you cheating bitch, waving a gun around,
Rob in a deep baritone voice said, sir,
please put your weapon down, don't do anything you'll
regret for the rest of your life. The woman yelled from out
a window, please save me. Anna said relax, please don't
scream, it'll only make matters worse. Rob told the man, just
put your gun down, and we can go to the station, and talk
about this as adults. The man said I'm gonna kill her, then we
can talk all you want. Anna said, listen Mr. do you want to
spend your life being some thugs, girl, do you, really want
that. The man looked to the sky, contemplating his future, at
in that vacant second, Rob rushed in and disarmed the perp.
After booking the gentleman, Rob said, ok Anna, how about
we get some coffee, and Anna replied, yeah and a little grub,
these domestic disturbances make me hungry, Rob laughed,
yeah ok it's a deal. Back in line, when would you believe it,
another call over the radio. A man with a knife is refusing to pay
at a fast food restuarant, something about runny eggs, Rob
asked Anna is it 10:30 yet, no Rob, it's a quarter to ten, good
said Rob if we hurry, we can get coffee there, Anna just shook
her head. When they got to the scene, Rob walked right past
the man, and ordered some coffee and two sunnyside up eggs,
Anna rolled her eyes, when Rob said make that two, no make
that three, then turned to the man, and said are you happy now.
The three of them sat down and ate breakfast, then they were
off to the precinct, to do more paperwork.
The rest of their day was going much smoother, and it was
nearing the end of their shift, when Anna said Holly Molly
Rob, that car is doing at least one twenty in a forty. Rob
turned on the siren to give chase, but it was too late.
A man crossing the street with his five year old son,
threw his son out of harms way, but the speeding vehicle
mowed him down, his bloody body, laying there, dead as
dead can be, with his son standing over him, daddy get up,
daddy please get up. The man in the speeding car, came to
a crashing halt a few blocks down. Anna pulled him out of
the wreck and said, life as you know it, no longer exists, I'm
going to see to it personally that you never see the light of
day again. Anna turned away, as she thought about their
children, and she simply broke down and cried,,,,
rittmo'