Welcome to the 11th edition of the songramp songbook Two Otdinary Slobs
Music Ed Dunn
words and recital rittmo'
TOS 11
Rob did you hear we've been asigned the stakeout at the
suspected jewel thieves house, how did that happen,
isn't that detective work? Sure is Anna, here's
the deal, with the detectives exam coming up in two weeks,
and everyone wanting us to move up, I figured we'd get
the rumor mill started so I signed us up for this assignment.
Well Rob you could have told me, and I would have made
arrangements for the kids, now it's all last minute.
Sorry 'bout that, Amilia is seventeen you know, can't she
take care of our kids, I mean she babysits for all the parents
in the neighborhood. I know Rob, and it's not that I don't
trust her, but you know how word gets out that there's a
house with no parents, before Amelia even knew what was
happening there'd be a party going on. I hear ya, well there's
always your mother, yeah Rob, than goodness there's always
good old mom.
Ok, Rob fill the thermos' with coffee, and I'll get some
snacks together, popcorn and jelly beans it'll be like being
at the movies. Oh yeah Rob, what's the deal with this cat
burglar, what is he up to, and do we have anything on him,
are we going to make an arrest if we see him. Me. George
Mangold, is in town at the same time they're putting the
Tiffany Yellow Diamond, on display at the musuem of rare
artifacts, Anna it's a priceless diamond. Well laughed Anna
we do have an anniversary coming up, Very funny sweetheart,
you know if I could I would :) But No Anna this
is strictly surveilance, you see we're following him
everywhere he goes, so that if he does manage to steal
the Tiffany Yellow Diamond, we will have a detailed account of
his whereabouts at all times. I don't get it Rob, if he's never out
of our sight, how is he going to steal the diamond. Anna he's
a master of disguises, so you never know, when he gives
somebody the slip, but at least we will have an idea if he's
lying about an alibi. Whew Rob, I guess he's not considered
the worlds best cat burglar for no reason
Good coffee Rob, Thanks Anna, now about that detective exam,
you know Rob, it would be an increase in pay, and with Amelia
going off to college next year, and two in the wings, it might
be a good idea to at least consider it. I don't know Anna, there's
something about the blue,... being in uniform, being in touch
with the streets, right out in the open, preventing
crime, in real time, just being at the scene and making a
difference for the ordinary slobs, is what motivates me to
get out of bed in the morning. I know Rob me too, as it is,
no offense but I'm falling asleep at this stakeout. Hold on Anna
I got a call on my cell, what are you kidding me? Unbelievable.
What was that Rob, the Tiffany Yellow Diamond is gone, and
George Mangold has left the country. Where'd he go,
nobody knows, seems he bought tickets using six
different aliases, to six different countriesm so he could be
just about anywhere.....
Attention all units, officer down, cop shot, officer down,
on the upper east side, close down all the exit ramps on
the east side drive, and funnel all traffic off at
twenty third street
to be continued
rittmo'