Welcome Rampers to the final episode of season one of TWO ORDINARY SLOBS, whether we get renewed or not is still up in the air :) but one way or another we shall return :) A big Thank You to all of our loyal followers, we love you one and all !!!!!!!
Music by the Ed (The Magical Melody Man!) Dunn
words and recital rittmo
Ed also sings the spanish song in this piece, (:somehow written by me :)
We had a lot of fun with this episode, sure hope you do too!!!
Two Ordinary Slobs Episode 12
Hey Rob do hear that, yeah it's music, but where's it
coming from? Same place as the smoke signals,
up on the roof. Ok Anna call it in, call what in Rob,
tell'm where stepping out for lunch. Sure thing boss.
Rob and Anna walked up twenty two flights, to reach
the rooftop, and when they opened the roof door,
they heard applause and laughter, look at the gringos
they look like the American flag, blood rushing red face,
white skin, and blue uniforms. Rob said very funny, now
can somebody please get me a snow cone, a fat sausage
smothered in salsa, and a virgin pina collada. Anna said I'll
take the same, thank you. There's nothing like a rooftop
picnic in the Barrio! Today it's the neighborhood elders
with all the grand kids, don't worry it's plenty safe,
the walls have retaining bars, just like the Empire State Building
Hey Sergio, who's winning? Yakees three to two, top of the
seventh, would you believe five solo home runs, yanno
Rob it's all or nothing these days, either a home run or a
strikeout, nobody bunts anymore. I hear ya, its kinda like
society, either you make it big, or you struggle to get along.
So true Rob, I worry about the kids today, they think
their only hope is in street gangs, but what they fail
to realize is the gangs eat kids alive, ninety percent
of them will be either dead or in jail, before the age of thirty.
I hear ya Sergio, we keep tellimg them the facts, and how
they should stay in school, and what does the Mayor do,
he starts firing teachers. It's not funny Rob, but didn't our
President just implore our kids to grow up and become
teachers? Not funny is right, not funny at all.
Will you two stop complaining and come join the party?
Yeah Rob, Josephina is going to teach me to Samba, why
don't you get Manuel to teach you, so then we can Samba
together? Well I can cha cha cha, is it anything like that?
The counting for Samba goes "one-uh-two, three-uh-four."
While you dance, you move on the one-uh and three-uh
and hold on the two and four count, but it's really not
that complicated, it's all repitition and feeling the
Salsa music, in no time at all it'll become second nature.
Rob and Anna were getting the hang of the Samba,
when over their two way, are you two lovebirds finished
your mini vacation yet? It's been two hours and the
city is falling apart at the seems. Alright sarge,
we're coming right down, thank you all, muchas gracias,
and can I get a snow cone to go, make that two said Anna
Song on the radio(above_
bueno, bueno, we know it's bueno
good, good, we know it's good
amor, amor, loving like we should
love, love, loving like we should
todo que necesitamos
we have everything we need
nos cantamos nos bailamos amamos
we sing we dance we love
bueno, bueno, we know it's bueno
good, good, we know it's good
amor, amor, loving like we should
love, love, loving like we should
bueno, bueno, we know it's bueno
Well Rob, twenty two flights down, do you wanna race?
Please Anna, are you kidding me or what, can't you see I'm busy?
Two Ordinary Slobs, walking arm in arm,
eating snow cones on a hot summer day.
rittmo'