HE RULES THE ROOST He said “Honey, I’m going over to Steve’s He bought a brand new Yamaha ATV We’re gonna tear up the farm and put some mud on the wheels She said, “You’re redneck fun is gonna have to wait It’s a girls night out, and Amy’s on her way Looks like it’s you and the kids and some Happy Meals It’s been written on the calendar for two weeks now Tonight it’s my turn to get outta the house CHORUS He wears the pants, but she picks them out He’s thinks he’s king, but she wears the crown He calls the shots, but she pulls the trigger He rules the roost, she rules the rooster He’s like a six year old at the grocery store Sneakin’ Goo-Goo bars under the cream of corn Just as he looks away, she puts them back on the shelf And when they went to upgrade that ol’ truck he had They drove off of the lot in a minivan She thought it was a safer ride and it handled well So if you’re calling their house and he answers the phone You better ask for her cause everybody knows BRIDGE He’s the boss when she says it’s okay He gets the last word but she gets the final say