clark mortensen songs
A New Whirlpool
©Clark A. Mortensen 2004
Raving Rat Studio
Well I woke up this morning
but you weren't there
and I wondered where it was
you might have gone
so I stumbled to the window
looked in the yard
Then I checked my wallet
for my credit card
where have you gone
with that little plastic jewel
hope you're not shopping
that's against the rules
you know that card has limits
and I have mine too
'cause ya know we need a new Whirlpool
I would really like to find you
but you took my truck
you know that I can't walk
or run too far
I think I'll call a cab
cause I'm so damn mad
I might just spend all day
down at the bar
where have you gone
with that little plastic jewel
It's the only one I got
and we have rules
no clothes no shoes no diamonds
no Whiskey or Snap-On Tools
'cause ya know we need a new Whirlpool
I wish I could buy you
all the things you want
but the stimulus
ain't reached me yet
there's no cash for clunkers
the money is all gone
and the Gov's like us
way overdrawn
where have you gone
with that little plastic jewel
It's the only one I got
and we have rules
no clothes no shoes no diamonds
no Whiskey or Snap-On Tools
'cause ya know we need a new Whirlpool
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