"Damn It, I'm Drunk"
Written by Chris M. Bradley
Guitar by Mike Bradley
Vocals by Chris M. Bradley
Verse
I woke up next to a pretty red head
In a hotel room up in Arkansas
I don't know how the hell I got here
Or in this bed with my clothes off
It was a quarter past three
She lay there so peacefully
As I'm solving this mystery
How did this happen to me?
Chorus
Damn it I'm drunk
Now ain't that just my luck
I'm feeling like throwing up
Cause I can't remember a damn thing that happened last night
I feel tore up
Guess I need to go sober up
She's a pretty little thing we must have had a ball
But the bad part about it is I can't recall
Damn it I'm drunk
Damn it I'm drunk
Verse
She rolled over and she gave me a kiss
While I tried to figure out her name
She whispered to me "babe I had a great time"
How I wish that I could say the same
It's such a crazy thing
It was only a one night fling
On her hand was a wedding ring
What the hell does this all mean?
Repeat Chorus
Bridge
Why must life go and be so complicated
I don't know all the things I contemplated
When I laid my eyes on that pretty girl
From the looks of things she gave me a while
Repeat Chorus
Tag Out
Damn it I'm drunk
Damn it I'm drunk