so, let's try it again...... haha
cheaper to keeper
i met a couple married fifty years
i asked them how they kept
from living in tears
the old lady
she told me
just say “ i love you”
three little words
just say i love you
three little words
just say i love you
three little words
counseling is for the birds
just say i love you, three little words
she walked away and the old man said
she’s right you know, it’s just three words
but if you want to know the truth
you better watch which three you use
cheaper to keep’er
three little words?
cheaper to keep’er
three little words
divide the assets
oh hell no
just buy the bitch something gold
i got a call from a friend of mine
he caught his wife cheatin for the third time
i asked if he was through
he said to me this is what you do
chorus
some people tell me
i spoil my wife
with flowers and gifts
she lives a charmed life
i just smile
and do the math
it’s cheaper to keep’er
and avoid her wrath
i saw that lady from the other day
you wouldn’t believe what she had to say
i hope you’ll understand
i hate to lie in front of my old man
it’s cheaper to keep’em
three little words
cheaper to keep’’em
three little words
divide the assets
oh hell no
gonna buy him a new bass boat
repeat and ad lib