UNCLE BOB'S GOT A SHACK IN THE HILLSGROWS A LITTLE WEED /AND FIRES UP A STILLEVERY OTHER WEEK/ MOMMA TAKES THE TRUCKUP TO UNCLE BOB'S/ AND HE LOADS HER UPDOWN THE BACK ROADS /FOOT ON THE GASMOMMA'S ON MISSION/ HAULING MASH A BIBLE AND A PISTOL/ ON THE FRONT SEATIT ALL DEPENDS ON WHO SHE MEETS
CHORUSWHEN I CLIMB UP MY FAMILY TREEI FIND PREACHERS TO PAROLEES( DETAINEES) ,I'VE GOT A FAIRLY MESSED UP PEDIGREEIN MY DOWN HOME, BACK WOODSUP TO NO GOOD, HILLBILLY FAMILY TREE
AUNT JEAN'S BOILING EVERY JARS SHE'S GOTSHE'S FILLING EM UP/ WITH THE LAST CROPNOTHING EVER GROWS /MUCH IN HER `YARDBUT SHE STILL HOES / TIL SHE GETS TIREDALL THE KIN FOLK FOR MILES AROUNDBRING ALL THEIR KIDS AND THEIR COON HOUNDSA CHICKEN AND A FIDDLE AND A BIG FAT HOGGONNA EAT AND DANCE, ALL NIGHT LONG
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COUSIN CONNIE'S GOT A NEW SET OF TEETHSHE'S BACK ON THE COB AND SHE LIKES TO EATBILLIE JO SAID GIRL " YOU PUT ON SOME WEIGHT"SHE LOOKED LIKE A COW LOOKING AT A GATENOW I'M GETTING OLD ENOUGH FOR COURTINMOMMA DONE GIVE ME ALL HER WARNINGSSOME BOYS LOOK GOOD ENOUGH FOR HUGGINGOTTA LEAVE HERE 'FORE I MARRY A COUSIN