This was fun for me. I got the idea for this from Nancy Parker and her students at Barkstall School. After posting the lyrics in the writer's room, I coaxed Alex Stangl into putting the song together, and he did his usual fantastic job.
And for any students out there, some questions:
1. What happened concerning Pluto in 1930?
2. Why is Mercury feeling hot?
3. A tough one: Why is Neptune nervous?
4. What does it mean that Pluto lacked the girth?
5. Where is Prague, who met there, and when was the meeting?
*Note: This song was named "Physics Song of the Month" for November 2006 by the American Association of Physics Teachers.
A clip from "Pluto's Not a Planet Anymore" was played on NPR's show "All Things Considered" on February 2, 2009. "All Things Considered" airs on 560 radio stations, and has a daily audience of 12 million people. The clip was played following an interview with Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who discusses the song in his new book "The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet." This song also has received a bit of local radio play, and it has been played in planetarium shows in the U.S., the U.K., Canada and Australia.
Here on Songramp, the song was #1 on the Songramp Song Chart (most played) for a good stretch, from October 26 to December 2, 2006, and then again from December 10 to December 13, 2006, again five months later on May 10-14, 2007, from January 28 to February 4, 2008, April 14, 2008, April 26 to May 1, 2008, August 11-14, 2008, August 20, 2008, February 3-9, 2009, March 30-April 2, 2009, February 22, 2011, February 25, 2011, July 31-August 6, 2012 and January 9, 2013. It also reached #1 (most favored) on September 24, 2006. On March 24, 2013, this song recorded it's 10,000th play on Songramp. Thanks for listening!
Sergio Wals has recorded a fun version of Pluto's Not a Planet Anymore. It is on his CD "Michael Closed the Bathroom Door." You can read about it here.
Pluto's Not a Planet Anymore
Performed by Alex Stangl
Music by Alex Stangl
Words by Jeff Mondak
Since 1930, quite a run
It always was the smallest one,
And oh so distant from the sun
But Pluto's not a planet anymore
Astronomers who had a look
Said "go re-write your science book"
They gave it the celestial hook
Now Pluto's not a planet anymore
Listen James and Janet
Some experts said to can it
Now Pluto's not a planet
No, Pluto's not a planet
Anymore
Uranus may be famous
But Mercury's feeling hot
For Pluto was a planet,
And somehow now it's not
Neptune's nervous, Saturn's sad,
And jumpin' Jupiter is hoppin' mad
Eight remain of nine we had
Pluto's not a planet anymore
They held the meeting here on Earth
Mars and Venus proved their worth
But puny Pluto lacked the girth
So Pluto's not a planet anymore
Listen James and Janet
Some experts said to can it
Now Pluto's not a planet
No, Pluto's not a planet
Anymore
They met in Prague and voted
Now Pluto's been demoted
Oh, Pluto's not a planet anymore
* * * * * Note: contact me if you're interested in downloading a copy of "Pluto's Not a Planet Anymore": jeff@jeffspoemsforkids.com