A couple of years ago, I tried to round up some Rampers to work on some Halloween songs with me. The one that Cathead put together, "A Spirited Denial," ended up on a CD of Halloween music released by a Pennsylvania label. Rick Keane and Chad Calhoun worked on different versions of "Four Houses." Rick's version (click here) requires helium, so we decided to go with Chad's version (click here) for Sergio's CD. As to Rick, he also put together what may be the very coolest kids' song anyone has made from my stuff, "Franky the Onion and Garlic the Kid," and our plan is to include it on Sergio's second CD, which will be targeted to a bit younger audience than the first. As with most of the Sergio songs, this one is available on his CD, "Michael Closed the Bathroom Door." You can purchase the CD here. Alex Stangl added his special touch to the arrangement on this one when he thought to include the harmony part and the organ. For both, it worked out well that I brought my keyboards on the trip. I've added sound effects, spoken vocals and extremely well-hidden harmonies (I can't sing a bit) to songs before, but this is my first admitted time playing an instrument on a song. We used one of my keyboards for the organ and the other to coach Dona-Gene on the "doo-doo-doo" harmony.
Four Houses
Music by Chad Calhoun
Words by Jeff Mondak
Produced and engineered by Alex Stangl
Performed by Sergio Wals and Alex Stangl, with a bit of help from Dona-Gene Mitchell (harmonies) and Jeff Mondak (organ).
On Halloween I got my wish—
The first house gave me licorice
As if in answer to my dreams,
The next house gave me caramel creams
Delicious candy, pure and sweet
I ate it while I crossed the street
The third house gave me bubble gum
I chewed so fast my tongue went numb
My mouth was thick with candied glop
I ate and ate, I couldn’t stop
With candy stuffed inside each cheek
I knew that I could barely speak
The fourth house was the best one yet
And so I mumbled “Thweck or Thwett!”
The lady gave me gummy snacks
That filled my mouth beyond the max
All that I could think to do
Was shovel out that candy goo
This Halloween was ending soon
So I raced home and grabbed a spoon
But when Mom saw my pantomimes
She made me brush my teeth six times
And by the time my teeth were clean
The lights went out on Halloween
A thousand neighbors, maybe more
Yet I could only get to four
But I’m not sad and I’m not blue—
My sister only got to two!