I had the idea for this lyric for a long time, but it wasn't until this past summer that I made any progress on it. Then, after I finally got it to where I thought it was done, Michael Frazier took over, doing an absolutely wonderful job. As bad luck, or bad karma, would have it, just as Michael was getting the song done, a good friend of mine, Joe Martin, passed away. Joe is the person who traveled with me to elementary schools for poetry and music programs the past three years. Joe was a very talented musician, with a musical history that included working with Beatlemania on Broadway. Given Joe's passing, I briefly thought posting the song might be in bad taste. Then I remembered the many, many crude, tasteless and utterly hilarious stories Joe told (and re-told, and re-told again) during our travels, and realized that, if anything, he'd be offended if I didn't post it. So, this one's for Joe.
Checking the Obituaries
Music and performance by Michael Frazier
Words by Jeff Mondak
I can see my mid-life crisis
In Polaroid and Kodachrome
I should scan those dusty photos
And let them call Facebook home
We reminisce about the Sixties
That decade sure was fine
Now the sixties’ only meaning
We're well past 59
Checking the obituaries, seeing who’s deceased
Checking the obituaries, like an anxious priest
For some, a quiet passing
For others, lasting fame
I’m checking the obituaries, looking for my name
A life is a three-act drama
Hit the mark and turn the page
The script’s o.k., it has its moments
Then it’s time to leave the stage
In my day I caused some trouble
Girls and cars have come and gone
Then I worked and paid my taxes
Hey you kids, get off my lawn!
Checking the obituaries, seeing who’s deceased
Checking the obituaries, like an anxious priest
For some, a quiet passing
For others, lasting fame
I’m checking the obituaries, looking for my name
This life of ours is getting clearer
‘cause most is in the rear-view mirror
The end of time keeps creeping nearer
No matter who objects
Round and round and round it goes
And where it stops, everyone knows
They’ll bury us in our best clothes
Then wonder who’ll be next
Checking the obituaries, seeing who’s deceased
Checking the obituaries, like an anxious priest
For some, a quiet passing
For others, lasting fame
I’m checking the obituaries, looking for my name