5487https://e3d11129fc23b90f22d9444f95676f0e.s3.amazonaws.com/file/music/2014/04/SampleMusic79164.mp3I Love My Wife (with BGJeff)1 I Love My Wife (with BGJeff)Plays: 12
I Love My Wife Words by Jeff Mondak Music by Mick Brady Her mother paints with mascara To hide her bloodshot eyes She wears stretch pants and a tiara There's grooves worn in her thighs Her grandma sure ain’t no better She leaves her teeth on the floor I wish she’d button up her sweater I wish she'd shut the bathroom door I love my wife I love her a lot Even with her lazy brother in our basement sleeping on a fold-out cot I love my wife I love my wife Her daddy is missing a finger He cut himself when he shaved He once went on Jerry Springer That's where he got his tattoo engraved Bertha is my wife’s first cousin She's quite attractive, but mostly to flies She drinks six packs by the dozen She orders sushi fried I love my wife I love her so much Even when she makes me risk my life hunting with her lunatic Uncle Dutch I love my wife I love my wife Her Cousin Roy fell on a fence post and got a ticket on the way to hospital for driving while impaled Her niece Ronnie Mae tried to breed three-legged dogs. Well, everybody she knew had one Her kid sister tried to give herself liposuction, using a drill and a straw Her Aunt Betsy thought a lobotomy would make her ears look smaller. She don’t think that no more I love my wife And that’s the truth Even when her nephews make believe it’s raining by pissing off my Volkswagen’s roof I love my wife I love my wife I don’t think much of her family But I love my wife