5509https://e3d11129fc23b90f22d9444f95676f0e.s3.amazonaws.com/file/music/2014/04/SampleMusic73444.mp3The Man Who Invented Swimming1 The Man Who Invented SwimmingPlays: 24
The Man Who Invented SwimmingWord & Music by Mick Brady Here’s to the man who invented swimming From all of the men and all of the women Who’ve taken a plunge in the sea or the pool In trunks, in bikinis, in shorts and in the nudeNow nobody knows where he got the idea But it sure turned out to be a winner It made the world a much better place For the amusement of the human race Here’s to the man who invented laughter Just what prehistoric jokers were after Now we’ve sitcoms and standups and comedy clubs We’ve got pantos and satire and telling jokes in the pub And here’s to the girl who invented singing ‘Cos starting off from humble beginnings We’ve got tenors, sopranos, altos and choirs We’ve cantatas and doo-wop and sing-songs at campfires And what about the pair who invented kissing? Till then no one knew the fun they were missing Now everyone’s at it, on the neck and the eyes On the cheeks and the lips and other places besidesNow I think we all know where thay got the idea And it sure turned out to be a winner It made the world a much better place For the amusement of the human race