Peter Paulson songs
(Performed by the Potrero Hills Straight Men's Chorus)
She's the one I'm trusting to remove a couple years of plaque and stain.
Sitting in this dentist chair I have second thoughts and want to run--
Though she's gentle and so sweet, still this awful torture's just begun.
Pamela Hall has implements you'd never want an enemy to wield,
And she knows I'm phobic, it's our secret, and I know her lips are sealed.
Now she's got me open wide; I have no defenses in the world.
Even if it doesn't hurt, there's a possibility I'll hurl.
Pamela Hall is a tooth-scraping doll,
An angel of choppers indeed.
She gets me good when she's under the hood
With oral prophylaxis I need.
Pam is the Tooth Fairy grown up tall;
She's the reason I'm not headed south.
I'd be elated if I were sedated
With Pamela Hall in my mouth.
Pamela Hall walks in the room and oh my God I'm so afraid of pain.
Run and hide or grip the chair, I calculate the things I'll lose or gain.
She knows where these teeth have been, probing in my oral cavity.
Now she scolds me like she should for negligent hygiene depravity.
Pamela Hall is a tooth-scraping doll,
She gives me such a thrill.
My heart is racing for horrors I'm facing
When she grabs a scraper or drill.
Pam is the Tooth Fairy action doll;
It's a wonder I'm singing at all.
Dangerous girls have given me whirls,
But never like Pamela Hall.
(c) 2009 Peter Paul Block
www.peterpaulblock.com
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