5771https://e3d11129fc23b90f22d9444f95676f0e.s3.amazonaws.com/file/music/2014/04/SampleMusic80028.mp3PROPERTY LINE (SHOWDOG DEMO)1 PROPERTY LINE (SHOWDOG DEMO)Plays: 27
A little trivia for anyone offended by the word “bitch” being used in this song…here’s the
Merriam Webster (online) definition of the word: (seemed appropriate enough for usage in this particular song – LOL)
1: the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals 2 a: a lewd or immoral woman b: a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman —sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
Hope you get a few laughs from this song…it’s intended to be a humorous number. Thanks for giving it a listen, Carolyn
Demo recorded & produced by Brad Miller/Showdog Studios
Lead Vocals, Jason Whited – Harmony vocals Brad Miller
Alternative/Country
Verse 1
She was like a mean ole’ bulldog you just couldn’t muzzle Lived next door to her the kids called her trouble I didn’t pay no mind to her yappin’ till one time She claimed my fence sat on her property line Verse 2 I grabbed the wooden post dividing our land She lunged for my arm an’ shook it right from my hand The cops showed up, it didn’t go down well Fore’ I knew what hit me I was hauled off to jail Chorus 1 How was I to know Your Honor’s daughter lived by me An’ she’d been wagging her tales up and down our street I wasn’t rolling over, knew the land was rightly mine An’ that bitch wasn’t gonna’ get an’ inch of my property line Verse 3 Next day my surveyor showed up in the street Sat up all his gear and guess who he got to meet She squared off and knocked him right to the ground She was actin’ madder than two rabid hounds Verse 4 Now there’s a bunch of daisies circling my land Marking my territory from beginning to end An’ I ain’t seen that snoopy neighbor ever since I buried her ole’ bones in that ditch by my fence Chorus 2 How was I to know Your Honor’s daughter lived by me An’ she’d been wagging her tales up and down the street He doesn’t need to know she’s where the sun don’t shine The bitch finally got an inch of my property line Spoken: Ya’ know, I’m a good ole’ boy most of the time But, don’t go messin’ ’round my property line, Better not go diggin’ ’long that fence either… Bridge My neighbors on the other side Said boy give her the foot, just end the fight, I grabbed my shovel that night, I set things straight, I set ’em right Spoken: Those daisies an’ flowers ain’t bloom so good in ages. . . Chorus 3 How was I to know Your Honor’s daughter lived by me An’ she’d been wagging her tale up and down the street He doesn’t need to know she’s where the sun don’t shine An’ that bitch finally got an inch of my property line Spoken Tag: I’d say she is the property line now