mike bender songs
Another bawdy one. I have a bunch of these "less than kid friendly" things I am working on.
I probably should put an "explicit" note on this but I didnt use the words %$#@#$, &^&^%^($#$% or *&*&^%, or even (cover your kids ears) %$%#$@@@#$%&^%$%#. I only use those when I talk about my ex.
A garden is a labor of love. Alot of work you will amass.
If left unattended it will fill with crab grass
A tiptoe through the tulips is fun we all know
But when it is waist high it makes progress awfully slow
A harvest will await you so bountiful and ripe
But if that pathway is covered it makes fruit hard to find
It takes effort to keep a garden mowed
But the fruits of your labor will earn a big payload
Weeds can hurt thumbs and knees
They can scratch skin and are downright prickly
Too much vegetation hides whats underneath
It will wrap up in the fruit and stick inside teeth
So grab some garden tools and tidy up that patch
Or a guest in your garden may not come back
You may prick someones fingers or prick their chin
So keep your garden tidy before you begin
So if you have a friend who will give your fruit a taste
Tend to your garden before its too late
Tend to your garden and dont let that grass grow
Sharpen up your blades and give your lawn a mow
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