Sheena was an only child.
Showed her tits for Girls Gone Wild.
MTV called and said
"Have a kid but stay unwed.
We'll make you a TV star,
Look how low we've set the bar.
You can be our Georgia Trailer Queen."
"You'll share a house with fifteen friends, just bitch until the season ends."
Her Mama said "Now that's a sin."
Till she saw the dough roll in.
Now she can't wait to cash those checks,
The trailer's like a multiplex---
There's not an infomercial she ain't seen.
Mama's got her own show now.
Sixteen husbands and a cow.
Ten foot Jesus on her lawn.
She dresses up like Eva Braun.
She bought a house so she can hoard,
put trash bags on the ironing board.
Whiskey-drinking babies steal the scene.
You can watch but you can't see
That truth lies in reality
In all the shit that crawls across your screen.