Istvan Oszkar songs
This is my entry in the Oszkars' Christmas song lyric words contest. If you have play Odon's song or Miklos's song, you probably are ask "Hey Istvan, as the leader of Istvan and the Oszkars, why do you let the other band members post songs using the Oszkar name?" I have two answer. The first is that is just the nice kind of guy I am. The second is that it can be that they can post something good. Two years ago, Odon and Cousin Gaspar team up for "Office Christmas Party." This is the one Oszkar song I wish I had written because it is probably the second of best of Christmas songs ever. It is Odon's moment of magic. But here is my song for this year, the first Christmas song ever I have written and very maybe your new favorite Christmas song.
Grandpa’s Christmas Date
Lyric words by Istvan Oszkar of Istvan and the Oszkars
Music by Gaspar Fazekas
Performed by Gaspar Fazekas, with special guest Istvan Oszkar of Istvan and the Oszkars
The lights were hung, the cookies baked
The doorbell chimed its merry call
Our friends and family filled our home
With Christmas cheer for one and all
The children, they all laughed with joy
Their uncles sang a festive song
Peace and hope were in the air
--the hope that things would not go wrong
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
She only had six press-on nails
And so she left two fingers bare
It’s decades since her better days
But Grandpa wasn’t one to care
‘ol Grandpa had those cataracts
He’d fully lost his sense of smell
At least she truly was a “she”
Yes, that’s one thing that Gramps could tell
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
Huffing, puffing, madly stuffing
His sweet pumpkin’s pie
Then his ticker gave a flicker
And Grandpa went bye-bye
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Now he's smiling for eternity
Lyric words by Istvan Oszkar of Istvan and the Oszkars
Music by Gaspar Fazekas
Performed by Gaspar Fazekas, with special guest Istvan Oszkar of Istvan and the Oszkars
The doorbell chimed its merry call
Our friends and family filled our home
With Christmas cheer for one and all
Their uncles sang a festive song
Peace and hope were in the air
--the hope that things would not go wrong
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
She only had six press-on nails
And so she left two fingers bare
It’s decades since her better days
But Grandpa wasn’t one to care
‘ol Grandpa had those cataracts
He’d fully lost his sense of smell
At least she truly was a “she”
Yes, that’s one thing that Gramps could tell
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
Huffing, puffing, madly stuffing
His sweet pumpkin’s pie
Then his ticker gave a flicker
And Grandpa went bye-bye
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
But not one of the finest quality
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Unwrapped her on the floor beneath the tree
Grandpa brought a hooker home for Christmas
Now he's smiling for eternity
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