Istvan Oszkar songs
When we had the interview for being the AOM, we told about how we have some cows become missing. Mr. Ken Damkier made a comment that maybe Istvan was eating them. We all had a good belly of laughing about this because Istvan is a vegetarian and so Mr. Ken's comment made no good sense. But then we think about it and it does make sense. And so we set up a secret camera. Daisy went in to Istvan's private office room, but Daisy never came back out! Istvan ate the cow! It is very sad, but now at least the whole world will know. We placed this in the comedy category because it is funny like a tragedy how good and caught Istvan is.
Istvan Ate the Cow
Lyric words by Miklos Kozma and Odon Papp
Music and performing by Mr. James Cain
Broccoli, spinach, something green
Got to keep our insides clean
Eating meat is not the way
Let’s build a healthy heart today
Methane’s fine and dairy, too
Never beef for me and you
Daisy’s missing, where’d she go?
Istvan swears he doesn’t know
Istvan ate the cow
Istvan ate the cow
That Hungarian’s
No vegetarian
Istvan ate the cow
Locked inside his private room
Bringing bovine death and doom
Milk and cheese were not enough
We heard him call sweet Daisy “tough”
Istvan ate five pounds a day
We can prove these things we say
Hidden camera caught it all
Secrets crumble, legends fall
Istvan ate the cow
Istvan ate the cow
That Hungarian’s
No vegetarian
Istvan ate the cow
If you want carnage, check the garbage!
The hooves and tail are in the pail
Istvan at the cow
Yes, Istvan ate the cow
Istvan ate the cow
Istvan ate the cow
That Hungarian’s
No vegetarian
Istvan ate the cow
Istvan Ate the Cow
Lyric words by Miklos Kozma and Odon Papp
Music and performing by Mr. James Cain
Methane’s fine and dairy, too
Istvan ate the cow
Locked inside his private room
Istvan ate five pounds a day
Istvan ate the cow
If you want carnage, check the garbage!
Istvan ate the cow
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