Because this is our first performing on a recording, we decide to be safe and stay with a safe topic. So we choose between a love song and a song about chewing tobacco on airplanes, and this is not a love song. We saw an internet Facebook message from a nice lady who flew from Rochester to Boston in the United States and was seated next to a man who sells medical devices and who chewed tobacco on the airplane. This is what our song is about. Please to enjoy. And if you comment, please be nice. I have never sang the lead before.
Chewin' Tobacco on Planes
Song by Miklos Kozma
Performed by Istvan and the Oszkars without Istvan Oszkar of Istvan and the Oszkars
Chewin’ tobacco while taking a flight
Chompin’ and sloshin’ in 17C
Don’t really mind that you don’t think it’s right
I spit in my cup in the land of the free
Rochester to Boston’s too long to abstain
Pretend that it’s baseball, I’m coming to bat
Or grab an umbrella, I’m fixin’ to rain
Pittery, pattery, slobbery splat
I’m a-chewin’, I’m a-chompin’
I’m a-slurpin’ and a-sloppin’
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
With my frequent flyer miles
I’m a-spittin’ down the aisles
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
Medical salesmen, we don’t need advice
These blisters are nothing and teeth should be brown
I visit with doctors to show my device
Hawking my product all over your town
Flights can be bumpy and cups sometimes spill
But why should I care what others may think?
Be glad it’s Boston instead of Brazil
And make sure you’re right when you reach for your drink
I’m a-chewin’, I’m a-chompin’
I’m a-slurpin’ and a-sloppin’
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
With my frequent flyer miles
I’m a-spittin’ down the aisles
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
I’m a-chewin’, I’m a-chompin’
I’m a-slurpin’ and a-sloppin’
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
With my frequent flyer miles
I’m a-spittin’ down the aisles
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
You’re startled, you’re squeamish, you think I’m offensive
I’ll spit where I want ‘cause this flight was expensive
Your values and manners, they need readjusting
Be clueless, oblivious, gross and disgusting
I’m a-chewin’, chompin’
Slurpin’, sloppin’
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes
I’m a-chewin’ my tobacco on planes