People in Coalwood still talk about what happened back in Seventy threeThe night the McKitrick’s whipped half the town…..starting with the football team
Spirits were high two days before--the State Championship gameUntil Tommy McKitrick heard the Quarterback call his Mama….. a….. dirty name
Tommy knocked the Quarterback down--his sister LuAnn kicked his bad kneeThe football team surrounded Tommy…they were closing in fast as can beThe whole McKitrick clan stood up on cue…like a choir about to sing a songWhen the football team jumped on Tommy ….it was on like Donkey Kong
Helmets flew off one by one there were punches kicks, head butts and bites
Grandpa Mckitrick tried to break it up; Coach caught him with a haymaker rightThat’s when all hell broke loose and the Coach ended upside down in a garbage canThey say Grandma Mckitrick put him there and she used her spanking handWhen the dust settled the Quarteback yelled “ TOMMY!!! I wasn’t talkin’ about your MOM
bridgeTommy said OPPS….my bad…..the fighting stopped and they both shook handsThen the Quarterback said to tell the truth…I was talking bout your butt ugly sister LuAnn
Tommy knocked the Quarterback down--his sister LuAnn kicked his bad kneeThe football team surrounded Tommy…they were closing in fast as can beThe whole McKitrick clan stood up on cue--like a choir about to sing a songWhen the football team jumped on Tommy--it was on like Donkey Kong"