You said you wouldn’t break my heartand left no doubt
But you never said—you wouldn’t cut it out!
I guess being heartbroken would be a big upgrade
When I see a guy crying—I think man he’s got it made!
NOW I’M HEARTLESS AND ONE MEAN SOB TURNS OUT YOU TOOK THE BETTER PART OF ME
I GET DRY HEAVES WHEN I SEE WEDDING CAKE
NOW I’M HEARTLESS AND THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO ACHE
It’s bad enough that your boyfriend is driving my car
But do you have to keep my heart in an old mason jar
There is one thing about you that's I can say is true You cured my ADD-now I'm focused on hating you Chorus ### I try to post a Saturday Silly Song each week. Dale Crockett on guitar here. Silly lyric, melody, and vocal by Jon Hanson. I wrote this for some of my male friends that are getting or are recently divorced. I was heading for the angle of a guy so low, being broken hearted would be a pick me up. Of course my friend Ed is not laughing yet. I'd give him three or four years. It is so sad to see him cry and pine over his recent loss, he only had two payments left on that Corvette. Sometimes I feel like I will be the last married guy I know. Statistically 50 percent of marriages end in divorce the other 50 percent in death. I say give me death, I regret I only have one life to give for my wife, she is the best (27 years July).