Hola, Happy New Year! I am on day 271 of my new fitness plan, this song is about my prior plan. I am down 51 pounds since April 2012, perhaps 20 more to go. Then I'll write: Baby, I'm Two Thirds the Man I Used to Be. I more or less follow a Paleo diet and exercise plan. It really doesn't have an end I'll be tracking (Fitbit.com and MyFitnessPal.com) for the rest of my life. I also track blood pressure and cals, and carbs in Excel (that's how I know today is day 271).
ANYTHING TO GET IN SHAPE
© 2009 Jon Hanson Lyrics & Melody, Danny Jones vocal, Jon Hanson V.O.s, Dale Crockett Base Acoustic Track, everything else Creatve Digital Atlanta, last week. Some White Merlot may have been involved.
I like to get a little; exercise each day
I get exercised over what people do and say
Got friends that jog on purpose, imagine that!
My emotions run ‘round the world before they’ve done one lap
Eat healthy workout? that’s what everybody claims
Friends say boy you’d better get in shape this ain’t no game
I’ll DO ANYTHING TO GET IN SHAPE
EXCEPT, DIET AND EXERCISE
(HE WON'T EXERCISE)
I’LL COME UP WITH A PLAN TOMORROW
WHILE I’M EATING MY LAST BIG MAC AND FRIES
Stacking up excuses is better than lifting weights
After an hour of jumping to conclusions man- I feel great!
Try the isometrics of resisting change
And forget no pain no gain- it’s no exercise no pain!
Every month I pay a fat tax to my gym
You could say: I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in
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Bridge:
They’re talking about a tax on fat people; just my luck
I’m about a happy meal away from being bankrupt
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