Jon Hanson songs
Sometimes an idea just won't go away.
Lucky Sperm Club (key E) 2:48
Chorus
Dale, is playing, but didn't care much for my song.
©2010 Jon Hanson
I dreamed I was born into a family of great wealth
Anytime it got cold here we’d take the jet south
But there’s no blue blood in my family tree
Experience tells me rich guys are different than me
WELL THEY GOT ALL THE MONEY, AND THEY GET ALL THE GIRLS
AIN’T NO DOUBT THERE’S TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS
IT’S LIKE HAVING A MAGIC LAMP YOU CAN RUB…
WHEN YOU’RE A MEMBER OF THE LUCKY SPERM CLUB
You can marry for money but it won’t be the same
A retread poor man just can’t play the game
Friends say money will make you mean and selfish
I don’t know about you but I’m willing to take the risk
Chorus
Bridge:
Well I thought I had written a song of great social importance
About how ascribed verses achieved status affects us all
But my wife felt differently she said my song was disgusting
I tried to explain “The Lucky DNA Club” just isn’t funny
So I guess this won’t be on the family CD
I’d like to thank the guy that gave me this idea by not mentioning him
His wife thinks he’s swell….
Chorus
Tag: Grandpa why couldn’t we be members of the lucky sperm club
Dale, is playing, but didn't care much for my song.
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