856https://e3d11129fc23b90f22d9444f95676f0e.s3.amazonaws.com/file/music/2014/04/SampleMusic80670.mp3Country Music Star (w/Arpeggio Chord)1 Country Music Star (w/Arpeggio Chord)Plays: 4
For years I've mocked some of the get rich real estate seminars on late night TV and now am being contacted by "Music Management, Career Management, and Songwriter services" one in particular (from Los Angeles) that keeps telling me how great my stuff is and wants me to sign up for their services. Fritsch probably gave 'em my number. I think they get leads from Myspace and here's what I think it would sound like on late night TV. I put this together with Soundforge 8.0 my Marantz PMD-660 and one of my own tracks. The track is Dale playing, from Not My Songa tune I wrote about my Songwriting Group experiences. FREE DOWNLOAD, if you want to pass it on. Be careful out there.
On Air Talent spoken: Hello folks, this is Arpeggio Chord
for CMSA the Country Music Star Association where we have
a mail drop service in right here Nashville Tennessee.
When you order our home study course you can say you
actually do associate with country music stars. That’s
right your payments, lyrics, and questions will actually be on the famous music row, just blocks from where Elvis recorded some of his greatest hits.
And you may want to come to Nashville for one of our private small group tours. We’ll take a bus tour to various publishers; other hit song writers, studios, and even throw in a free lunch. Rub elbows folks that make the “Nashville Sound” ‘sides a Country Music tour sounds so much nicer, ah, than ‘escort’ service. We figure in a couple years to make up for what we lost in the war of Northern Aggression. So ya’ll come on down.
If you have the talent or the money you may even get a chance to co-write with me, Arpeggio Chord! And we will make sure your songs are posted on some of the best websites in world, with servers [you guessed it] right here in Smashville! Within weeks your sweet crooning could be illegally downloaded and being performed by a Romanian Grunge Band—but think of the exposure! CMSA is here to help you fulfill your dreams. Do you want that big house, fancy cars, the ability to travel at will, and to never have to worry about money again? Well, so do we—that’s why we’re here! A-N-D… why you need to pick up that phone right now and call 1-800-LET-ME-TWANG.
Remember our courses are guaranteed—we guarantee you will never get your money back! Now why do we make such a strong money back guarantee? Because. An easy money back guarantee would just attract losers—and brother or sister, I know you are not a loser—losers don’t have time to watch quality infomercials at 3 am! And we only want true believers! Now how do you feel? Are you a true believer? Can you say—Brother Arpeggio I wanna Twang! Let Me Twang. Let My People Twang. Brother Fritsch, can you play us out?